The Republic of Nikolai Trubetzkoy is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.736 billion Nikolai Trubetzkoyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 52.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Nikolai Trubetzkoyian economy, worth 130 trillion NKBS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 75,342 NKBS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and military officers are given medals for disobeying orders. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nikolai Trubetzkoy's national animal is the NKB.

Nikolai Trubetzkoy is ranked 23,741^st in the world and 1,298^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 112.14 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.